Genvagnul is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, slow lion.

Genvagnul created a strange quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Genvagnul, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Genvagnul, it will throw large rocks at you.

Genvagnul's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Genvagnul's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven grasshopers approach from the south.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not place lentils upon stone.

4. Learn six new languages a year.

5. Never remain kneeling at midnight.