Hinmum is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, annoying goblin.

Hinmum created the Milkyway six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinmum, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hinmum, she will send you a sign.

Hinmum's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Hinmum's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never approach forests carrying bone.

3. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.