Lenquamster is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, stupid slug.

Lenquamster created the Sunflower Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Lenquamster, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Lenquamster, she will remove you from existence.

Lenquamster's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Lenquamster's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six carbon sculptures of Lenquamster on top of important buildings.

2. Always store bread above ground.

3. Do not fashion tools from copper.

4. Never think about photosynthesis.

5. Always pray immersed in water.