Lathugbig is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, smart whale.

Lathugbig created energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Lathugbig, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Lathugbig, he will laugh at you.

Lathugbig's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Lathugbig's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat beans.

2. Never handle titanium while unclean.

3. Run away from gray pigs, for they are unholy.

4. Never jump in the presence of voles.

5. Never speak the names of black holes aloud.