Xincedbep is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, boastful hare.

Xincedbep created the Sun six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xincedbep, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Xincedbep, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Xincedbep's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Xincedbep's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat pineapples.

2. Do not fashion tools from carbon.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. You must love Xincedbep.

5. Never stain your neck with fawn.