Xuckzoggess is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, egotistical weasel.

Xuckzoggess created Mount Everest nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckzoggess, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Xuckzoggess, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Xuckzoggess' most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Xuckzoggess' Holy Commandments

1. Always share bread with strangers, but never with nematodes.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Do not fashion tools from copper.

4. Never chant near sharks.

5. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Xuckzoggess in the centre of the settlement.