Pibmapced is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, sapient raccoon.

Pibmapced created the planet Venus eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibmapced, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pibmapced, he will remove you from existence.

Pibmapced's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Pibmapced's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix peanuts with blood.

2. Do not chant at forests.

3. You must pray to Pibmapced eight times a day.

4. Always help sick dolphins.

5. Do not covet oxen.