Gampanlen is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, selfish newt.

Gampanlen created the Sunflower Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gampanlen, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gampanlen, she will boil you in a big pot.

Gampanlen's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Gampanlen's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never talk about frogs.

3. Do not name children after swans.

4. Always act with obedience when addressing children.

5. Never gather six voles in one place.