Dotgomneldon is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, confident crocodile.

Dotgomneldon created a strange quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dotgomneldon, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dotgomneldon, she will make you grow a tail.

Dotgomneldon's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Dotgomneldon's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of turnips to ants while wearing mauve rings.

2. Never speak of chaos in the presence of elders.

3. Never stain your face with magenta.

4. Do not hurt goats.

5. Never mention whales.