Vilnullbed is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, wise duck.

Vilnullbed created the Sol system five million years ago.

If you believe in Vilnullbed, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vilnullbed, she will jump up and down on your head.

Vilnullbed's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Vilnullbed's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about bacteria.

2. Do not speak of dark matter near sacred fires.

3. Pray only in moonlight.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics near badgers while wearing fawn scarves and balancing nine carbon spheres on your feet.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

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