Guplistpas is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, ill-tempered camel.

Guplistpas created snails five billion years ago.

If you believe in Guplistpas, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Guplistpas, it will turn you into a rock.

Guplistpas' most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Guplistpas' Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Shun those given to sloth.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.