Konsasarn is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, grumpy faun.

Konsasarn created time and space four years ago.

If you believe in Konsasarn, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Konsasarn, he will try to impress you with trees.

Konsasarn's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Konsasarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your head before prayer.

2. Never talk about nucleic acids.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Konsasarn in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.