Watlim is a god.

He takes the form of a large, competent dove.

Watlim created the Virgo Supercluster six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Watlim, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Watlim, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Watlim's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Watlim's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never speak the names of planets aloud.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never hurt tapirs.

5. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.