Tapgofbeg is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, strong crocodile.

Tapgofbeg created carbon six million years ago.

If you believe in Tapgofbeg, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tapgofbeg, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Tapgofbeg's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Tapgofbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four moths approach from the north.

2. Never approach forests carrying stone.

3. Never mention sheep.

4. Always maintain patience during fasting days.

5. Never touch blood while blessed.