Bitjapnurt is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, proud parrot.

Bitjapnurt created viruses six million years ago.

If you believe in Bitjapnurt, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bitjapnurt, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Bitjapnurt's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Bitjapnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare rice while wearing hats.

2. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.