Flapbitdib is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, contented gnu.

Flapbitdib created the Sunflower Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flapbitdib, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Flapbitdib, he will make you grow a tail.

Flapbitdib's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Flapbitdib's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Never travel toward the south during spring.

3. Never go into fawn rooms.

4. Always cleanse ash with water.

5. Never gather six mites near towers.