Bestnurdaploop is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, grumpy toad.

Bestnurdaploop created the world nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bestnurdaploop, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bestnurdaploop, she will torture you forever.

Bestnurdaploop's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Bestnurdaploop's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

2. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Bestnurdaploop in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.