Getsin Labtanpog is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, vain elephant.

Getsin Labtanpog created parasitic wasps two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Getsin Labtanpog, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Getsin Labtanpog, he will turn you into a rat.

Getsin Labtanpog's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Getsin Labtanpog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dwarf planets.

2. Never speak at dusk.

3. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not make images of living things.