Gadstiggof is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, resourceful bear.

Gadstiggof created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadstiggof, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gadstiggof, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gadstiggof's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Gadstiggof's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gadstiggof.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.