Ladsakwod is a god.

It takes the form of a large, all-powerful mongoose.

Ladsakwod created the Sombrero Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ladsakwod, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ladsakwod, it will destroy your home solar system.

Ladsakwod's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Ladsakwod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare bananas while filled with anger.

2. You must love Ladsakwod.

3. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Ladsakwod in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics.

5. Do not cook food in pots.