Raksigvab is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, passionate fish.

Raksigvab created a charm quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Raksigvab, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Raksigvab, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Raksigvab's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Raksigvab's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry gulls.

2. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

3. Do not eat limes.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not fashion tools from silver.