Arfdadbet Lidpas is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, selfish toad.

Arfdadbet Lidpas created Europe eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Arfdadbet Lidpas, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Arfdadbet Lidpas, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Arfdadbet Lidpas' most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Arfdadbet Lidpas' Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of planets aloud.

2. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Arfdadbet Lidpas in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never feed coconuts to rats while wearing ear rings.

4. Do not wear dresses marked with green.

5. Always look after injured manatees.