Fligdossnill is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, capable goblin.

Fligdossnill created an atom nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fligdossnill, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fligdossnill, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Fligdossnill's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Fligdossnill's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Do not speak about garlic.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

5. Never paint your back magenta.