Mifteencep Besshimnad is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, prudent otter.

Mifteencep Besshimnad created dark matter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifteencep Besshimnad, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Mifteencep Besshimnad, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Mifteencep Besshimnad's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Mifteencep Besshimnad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick dogs.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Mifteencep Besshimnad loves geese, so they must be respected.

5. Do not fashion tools from tin.