Hunvigfit is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, benevolent chinchilla.

Hunvigfit created humankind four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hunvigfit, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hunvigfit, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Hunvigfit's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Hunvigfit's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in shadows.

2. Retreat if six porpoises approach from the west.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Never hurt birds.