Gubfossrot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, caring gnu.

Gubfossrot created a charm quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Gubfossrot, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gubfossrot, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Gubfossrot's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Gubfossrot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chant at crossroads.

2. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never gather seven eagles near wells.

5. Do not fashion tools from lead.