Sabtitsinzenyok is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, duplicitous ferret.

Sabtitsinzenyok created the Sunflower Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Sabtitsinzenyok, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sabtitsinzenyok, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Sabtitsinzenyok's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Sabtitsinzenyok's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never speak aloud of signs.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

5. Hide if three otters approach from the east.