Muttailhun is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, able crane.

Muttailhun created the Virgo Supercluster three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Muttailhun, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Muttailhun, she will send you a sign.

Muttailhun's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Muttailhun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. You must love Muttailhun.

4. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

5. Never record signs.