Dotbitmis is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, deceitful otter.

Dotbitmis created the planet Saturn three million years ago.

If you believe in Dotbitmis, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dotbitmis, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Dotbitmis' most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Dotbitmis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not study the inheritance of acquired characteristics on holy days.

2. Never adorn your hands with black markings.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Never eat pineapples.

5. Always help tapirs in need.