Cenhimhan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, unsympathetic goose.

Cenhimhan created tapeworms two years ago.

If you believe in Cenhimhan, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cenhimhan, she will turn you into a rock.

Cenhimhan's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Cenhimhan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity near tortoises while wearing black shorts and balancing four copper spheres on your chest.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cenhimhan.

3. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never sing in the presence of elders.