Sabzighom is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, all-knowing duck.

Sabzighom created the cosmos five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sabzighom, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sabzighom, it will refuse to believe in you.

Sabzighom's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Sabzighom's Holy Commandments

1. Always store garlic above ground.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching lead.

3. Do not resist chaos.

4. Never speak of balance in the presence of priests.

5. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.