Gomarpyart is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, loving gerbil.

Gomarpyart created Mount Everest seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gomarpyart, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gomarpyart, she will send you a sign.

Gomarpyart's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Gomarpyart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gomarpyart.

3. You must never eat pineapples.

4. Never cross forests at dusk.

5. Gomarpyart loves badgers, so they must be respected.