Cisskadtab is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, moody toad.

Cisskadtab created tapeworms four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cisskadtab, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cisskadtab, he will manifest in front of you.

Cisskadtab's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Cisskadtab's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your face before prayer.

2. Do not kill doves.

3. Never point your chest toward the south during prayer.

4. Never handle titanium while unclean.

5. Never bounce in the presence of elders.