Hubgarbod is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, self-assured bird.

Hubgarbod created the Tadpole Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Hubgarbod, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hubgarbod, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Hubgarbod's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Hubgarbod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick doves.

2. Do not contemplate dark energy during the night.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always help rats.

5. Do not fashion tools from gold.