Teenhanfed is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, proud centaur.

Teenhanfed created the Sol system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Teenhanfed, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Teenhanfed, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Teenhanfed's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Teenhanfed's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Teenhanfed.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never speak aloud of names.

4. Never wear purple hats on sacred days.

5. Run away from red moths, for they are unholy.