Nadbotnell is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, unjust capybara.

Nadbotnell created a bottom quark four years ago.

If you believe in Nadbotnell, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nadbotnell, it will destroy your home planet.

Nadbotnell's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Nadbotnell's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain bowed at midnight.

2. Do not gather at doors at midday.

3. Never gather eight aardvarks near bridges.

4. Always wash your feet before prayer.

5. Do not covet oxen.