Hugbogmad is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, resourceful fox.

Hugbogmad created humankind seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hugbogmad, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hugbogmad, he will try to impress you with trees.

Hugbogmad's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Hugbogmad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always help sick dogs.

3. Erect a large copper sculpture of Hugbogmad on top of all buildings.

4. Do not eat wheat.

5. Do not drink water in violet rooms.