Gombarnyak is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, tranquil hare.

Gombarnyak created the planet Saturn nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gombarnyak, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gombarnyak, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Gombarnyak's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Gombarnyak's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

2. Never allow ducks to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Never hurt mice.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Put Gombarnyak first in all things.