Quaggedzan is a god.
It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, smart
dog.
Quaggedzan created the world three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Quaggedzan, it will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Quaggedzan, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.
Quaggedzan's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.
Quaggedzan's Holy Commandments1. Always pray immersed in water.
2. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.
3. Never fashion tools from ash.
4. Never think about quantum gravity.
5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.