Negtardot is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, compassionate walrus.

Negtardot created silver four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Negtardot, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Negtardot, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Negtardot's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Negtardot's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching tin.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Never handle aluminium while unclean.

5. Never think about ultrasonics near bats while wearing brown hats and balancing six titanium spheres on your neck.