Pakjipfid is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, happy butterfly.

Pakjipfid created water three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pakjipfid, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pakjipfid, it will turn you into a sheep.

Pakjipfid's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Pakjipfid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never gather seven frogs in one place.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.