Funzensug is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, humane ferret.

Funzensug created the Milkyway four years ago.

If you believe in Funzensug, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Funzensug, she will refuse to believe in you.

Funzensug's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Funzensug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond nine during ceremonies.

2. Always obey Funzensug's priests.

3. Never adorn your feet with violet markings.

4. Never feed lots of spinach to horses while wearing fawn kilts.

5. Do not place turnips upon stone.