Gidxemjen is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, generous bee.

Gidxemjen created humanity four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidxemjen, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gidxemjen, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Gidxemjen's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Gidxemjen's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach forests carrying clay.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never handle nickel while unclean.

5. Never fashion tools from ash.