Sigkimyik is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, self-confident camel.

Sigkimyik created the planet Jupiter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sigkimyik, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sigkimyik, he will be very sad.

Sigkimyik's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Sigkimyik's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention pigs.

2. You must never eat rice.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never wear purple shorts.