Dobgatpantig is a god.

He takes the form of a small, grumpy slug.

Dobgatpantig created Mount Everest nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobgatpantig, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dobgatpantig, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Dobgatpantig's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Dobgatpantig's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into indigo rooms.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never mention frogs.

4. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not commit murder.