Fabtenzog is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, unsympathetic hedgehog.

Fabtenzog created bats four years ago.

If you believe in Fabtenzog, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fabtenzog, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Fabtenzog's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Fabtenzog's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to vanity.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never paint your hands magenta.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.