Bogdusshig is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, irritating penguin.

Bogdusshig created a bottom quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogdusshig, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bogdusshig, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Bogdusshig's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Bogdusshig's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to vanity.

2. Never speak at midday.

3. Do not name children after porpoises.

4. Always help sick dolphins.

5. Do not kill geese.