Mitshavyak Gen is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, thoughtless slug.

Mitshavyak Gen created a bottom quark four years ago.

If you believe in Mitshavyak Gen, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Mitshavyak Gen, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Mitshavyak Gen's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Mitshavyak Gen's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of names.

2. Never pray while filled with anger.

3. Always remove coats before entering holy places.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Mitshavyak Gen must be the most important thing in your life.