Quafnegbog is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, uncaring lion.

Quafnegbog created water seven million years ago.

If you believe in Quafnegbog, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Quafnegbog, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Quafnegbog's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Quafnegbog's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

4. Do not wear corsets marked with fawn.

5. Never point your chest toward the south during prayer.