Latquartcin is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, fast mole.

Latquartcin created carbon seven million years ago.

If you believe in Latquartcin, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Latquartcin, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Latquartcin's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Latquartcin's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Always act with humility.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Latquartcin.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Latquartcin.

5. Do not listen to music.